Introduction
Most descriptions of male orgasms come down to the terse language of stating the physical condition of the subject or literary delights, with epithets to match some kind of writing award, but I will not once again rewrite the truisms. In addition, I do not always agree with much of what is written on this subject, and for me it is not always the truth. You see, I’m used to trusting my own thoughts, feelings, deeds, orgasms and everything connected with them, and if so, then why not take a walk the other way. What do you think, reader, what if it turns out less tortuous and easier? I know that to skeptics and women, male orgasms seem to be the simplest physiology, steamed turnips in comparison with which are the most complex culinary and physical processes, but why not refute such thoughts and let us know how complex and multifaceted male psychophysiology and all the products it produces can be. Here you are, reader, how many types of orgasms can you list offhand? Don’t get carried away, even for women, at best you’ll get a couple of memories; for men, no one has ever written about rubbing the penis against various surfaces in their super-duper-sophisticated medical and near-medical treatises, and you, therefore, had no way to find out. Although I’m lying, the teachings of Tao, Tantra and Kama Sutra allow us to achieve such a high flight, but who would want to devote their life to studying methods, the level of which is centuries higher than ours? Meanwhile, if you scrape the bottom of the barrel and strain the lazy sexual part of the brain, every person who has sex with the stronger sex is able to extract more interesting orgasms from their lives than banal genital frottage.
Personally, I have never denied myself this topic, therefore I speak it better than the bourgeois language that I am studying right now. It’s not that he constantly “came”, pouring ejaculate on everything and everyone, and then wrote down the sensations, it’s just that there were plenty of them in life, and cramming was given without much strain. I warn you right away that everything that is said below is the fruit of my perverted sexuality and does not claim to be the absolute truth and place in any generally accepted encyclopedia of sex, however, those who wanted to try it were not disappointed. I’m sure I won’t be able to amaze you, reader, with abstruse language and extracts from bourgeois research in this area, but why the hell do you need a foreign orgasm when we have enough of our own and they are no worse? Or who really believes that on Russian soil no one can give an analysis of their own sexual discharge? In short, the types of male orgasms, as I said at the beginning of this sub-chapter, are not as many as we would like, but not so few as to attribute them to the primitive instinct of procreation. Yes, orgasm does not affect the quality of conception physiologically, but what positive mental charge do sperm receive with a good orgasm. It is unlikely that a child can be conceived in love and harmony with absent or sluggish orgasms, or am I wrong?
This is what I can offer to history today, since time does not stand still and it is unlikely that my types of orgasms will be the last list. Write down: psychological, mental, physiological and physical. The stump is clear, it is impossible to meet them in their pure form, but I do not pretend to the purity of gradations. Does it really matter how things are “between” if you know the “from” and “to”, beyond which it is impossible?
Everything men were too lazy to ask about the female orgasm
Men's opinion about female orgasm is very funny. In general terms it looks like this: orgasm rests on three elephants standing on a turtle.
Another man with some experience is confident that he knows the signs of a genuine orgasm and can distinguish it from a fake one. This, of course, is also a myth.
And the man really wants to find out if the girl is lying to him when she shouts: “Oh, God! Yes! Now!”, but does nothing to understand how she works, what she likes.
At a certain point, he asks a treacherous question: “Why are your nipples not erect after the so-called orgasm?”
Some ask later, others earlier, but everyone will come to this.
I want to answer: “Because sex with you does not give me pleasure.”
The honest answer sounds more detailed: “Because you are lying on me with all your weight, I feel hot and heavy, and in general, nipples are not at all a sign of arousal. That is, it may be so, but it is not at all necessary.”
Men know little about female sexuality. Mainly because of arrogance, which has the same origins as searching for point A at random in unfamiliar terrain. With exactly the same stubbornness that does not allow you to stick your head out of the car window and ask: “How to get to A?”, most men will never ask a woman what exactly needs to be done.
And if a girl is so impudent that she runs after the car and shouts: “Hey, sir, turn left, lower and faster!”, then the man falls into a trance. He runs out of steam and explains: “It’s because you pushed me around! I know everything myself. Don't get in your way."
It's especially cool to hear such things during oral sex, when you quickly realize that he has little idea where your clitoris is. Not in general, but specifically for you.
And this applies to all men in the world. Precisely because every girl has everything arranged in her own way, and the man is so self-confident and pompous that he is too lazy to deal with it. And with all the usual suffering on the topic “did she have an orgasm?” a man loses his temper if you really want him. Because with your instructions you devalue his machismo.
But at the same time, everyone wants to be a hero who gives any - every - woman unforgettable pleasure.
Therefore, they try to make do with folk male signs: something is pulsating somewhere, nipples again, and other set in the style of “if the sun is red at sunset, there will be rain and wind.”
But the truth is that no two orgasms are the same. Sometimes it is strong and, indeed, everything inside is pulsating. Sometimes it is gentle and not too pronounced. Sometimes it’s too fast - you don’t have time to understand anything before it comes.
And for some, it rarely happens at all - and this is also not as scary as it seems. Many girls enjoy regular sex, but to release they need oral sex. And the man is not to blame for anything - they are just designed that way. The female body is more complex than the male body.
The problem is that if you honestly talk about yourself from the very beginning, about your characteristics and habits, then for many men it all sounds too technical - and they become limp and lose their passion. They even get offended.
This is terribly annoying, because the woman wants to have satisfaction, tells how to give it to her, and in return receives whining and complaints.
People don't know how to have sex, honestly.
Few people take seriously the fact that sexuality consists of two parts. The first is appearance, charm, and the notorious animal magnetism. All the things that make us want a person.
And the second is frankness in sex, the desire to understand your partner (and not just yourself), attention to sexual habits and characteristics (and sometimes oddities). The same “technicality”.
And the first has nothing to do with the second. Yes, it seems to us that there is a connection, but this is an idealized idea that we see in cinema, in literature and even in pseudo-realistic pornography. A man and a woman tear off their clothes - and let's have violent sex, and everyone is in ecstasy, everyone screams, and then they cum so that sparks fly.
In pornography, by the way, there are two female types: the first experiences orgasm only at the sight of a naked man, and the second is the dominatrix, who just says “here and there, do this and that, pathetic slave.”
Apparently, in any woman who knows what she wants and can say it out loud, men see a lady with a whip in her hands (or a mother with a belt).
But a woman is not (only) a porn type. Forget about it. Porn is also a myth. Times have changed. Girls don’t just want a Man (to marry), for whose sake they will pretend as much as they want, stroking his Ego. They want to enjoy sex - here and now.
Men are not yet accustomed to this situation, especially Russian men. They all think that the female orgasm is completely dependent on them. Like they take an innocent girl, open her eyes to the world - and become a sex hero.
Wake up.
Many women no longer need this “marriage” of yours or a relationship at all. Women need fulfilling sex. Discharge. Maybe not all, but many girls no longer think about a wedding dress as soon as they are asked to give a blowjob.
And a woman's orgasm often depends on whether a man is ready to learn how to give it to that particular girl. On whether he is ready to hear her words when she tells him what she needs.
Yes, of course, many will feel that they are turning from a lover with innate superpowers into an animated vibrator. But these are just idiotic male complexes, outdated about thirty years ago.
So, if you want to finally see a real, live female orgasm, don’t pretend to be a superhero. Take off your complexes along with your panties and hide them away. More honesty and sensitivity - and everyone will be happy.
Psychological orgasm
A man’s psychological orgasm can be conditionally called his orgastic release caused not through standard contacts, but directly by the brain itself, into which the consciousness and subconsciousness, as irritating impulses, projects various real and unreal images and plots related to sex.
Such an ability can be gifted by nature, or can be achieved through many years of training, as is done by adherents of various sexual teachings, sitting in prayer on the tailbone throughout their hypersexuality, and then, catching up on lost time, taking advantage of the opportunity to control the brain. If a person has mastered such a science, he can cause almost any orgasm, and not only those that have already been tested and registered in his subcortex, but also those that the subconscious can throw up from the depths of his bottomless memory. The teachings of Tao, Tantra and Kama Sutra are just from this opera, but there are not as many teachers in them as advertising offers to teach everything in a couple of sessions, with which newspapers are full of even such a level as my small town on the endless expanses of the great river. Personally, I believe that there is no need to sit for hours in one intricate position, singing hits of sex lovers not from our time and not even from our solar system, completely sitting out the nerve nodes in order to achieve greater buzz. But the psychological orgasm as a result of such torture of the body and mind is really impressive (I will describe how this happens in the sub-chapters of the same name). Here I will briefly talk about the most striking implementations of such an orgasm, but I would like to warn you right away that in order to learn this, you will need a lot of time and effort, which you are unlikely to find under normal conditions. And why the hell go into such a jungle if not every man can pass the basics?
- orgasm without ejaculation
Yes, this kind of crap can be achieved by intensive training using certain methods, but this is not the kind of crap that is sold to suckers, urging them to squeeze the base of the penis at the moment of orgasm. The method of self-hypnosis and triggering the orgasm mechanism without external stimuli works here, and in separate phases. Also, one should not confuse such an unusual feature with the absence of sperm after several orgasms in a row. In this case, the prostate has thrown out all the ejaculate and has nothing to give out - in the case of a psychological orgasm without ejaculation, only orgastic sensations are triggered.
- ejaculation without orgasm
It’s not that in this case there is no orgasm at all, but it is much weaker in sensation and much longer in time. Simply put, this is a kind of wet dream with the clear work of consciousness and subconscious. It is necessary in a psychological orgasm, because after free ejaculation there is practically no ejaculate left in the prostate and the powerful orgasm that follows is capable of throwing out all sorts of crap, which does not allow the male second heart to function normally. I figuratively call this technique “cleaning with a bottle brush,” because the sensations left are quite suitable for this procedure.
Psychic orgasm
It would seem that the difference in names for a mere mortal is not fundamental, all the methods of achieving orgasm are similar, but the topics are completely different and you know why - in the first case, a person controls the orgasm, and in the second, vice versa. In life, you often meet people who have an incredibly active psyche, imagination, excitability - these are the ones who easily provoke orgastic processes in their body. The mechanism of mental orgasm is simple to the point of disgrace: a person looks at, for example, porn photos or watches porn on TV, reads a porn novel by some pervert or spies on the girls in the bathhouse... he is overcome by a wave of overexcitation and... you have an orgasm. On the one hand, such an action seems to be for fun, however, its consequences are unpredictable. Having such a powerful supply due to the work of the brain, many “psychics” in this regard are practically unable to lead a normal sex life. Indeed, while they are preparing for partner sex, their arousal will definitely exceed the permissible limits and orgasm completes the preparation long before the start of active actions.
Dry facts
During the study, scientists surveyed 810 heterosexual men over 18 years of age. During the study, participants had to do the “Imaginary Orgasm” exercise: they had to read each of four texts describing a situation where there was sex with a partner whom the participant liked and with whom sex had already taken place at least three times. Among the proposed options were the following: the man always brings this partner to orgasm, and in the past she a) has never experienced it with anyone before, b) has experienced it before; or - the partner cannot experience an orgasm with this man, and before him a) she couldn’t do it with anyone, b) it worked with others. After asking participants to imagine their own scenarios, the researchers also asked participants to rate their “sense of masculinity” and their own sexual worth. There was no surprise: men felt more courageous and cool in the version where the woman had an orgasm with them. And the more a man was attached to traditional ideas about gender roles, the greater the difference in his reactions to the presence or absence of a female orgasm during sex with the “subject.”
Pollutions
The most common form of psychoorgasm is a wet dream, when the body itself determines the degree of load on its excitation centers and allows itself to “relax” against the person’s wishes.
In this case, the most powerful determining part is the degree of sexual activity. For an ordinary man, it is enough to abstain for a couple of weeks for the brain to decide to reduce his “sperm pressure”; in the case of hypersexuality, this can happen at least every day (see the subchapter “What is a wet dream” in the book). The process proceeds in the following order: thoughts about sex do not allow you to fall asleep, offering more and more new ways of copulation, sometimes going not only beyond the bounds of decency, but generally beyond the scope of common sense, and the moment comes when erotic dreams before bed neatly flow into the dream itself, and things start to happen that porn directors are embarrassed to film. Without a doubt, the intensity of passions goes off scale and a powerful orgasm occurs. I compared it with the most suitable one from this psychoseries - the wet dream is much stronger. Either because the accumulations that precede in time are much longer than the interval between ordinary orgasms, or because it is easier for the consciousness to select images and plots without being distracted by the environment, but most likely the subconscious is involved in the matter. When I look through mine in my spare time, it becomes scary, because if everything unrealized appears on the surface at once...
How to get a strong orgasm: positions and tips
- oddly enough, one of the best sexual positions for a bright female and male orgasm is missionary, in all its possible variations. So the partner touches the G-spot with his penis and stimulates the clitoris, and eye contact is maintained between the lovers. But – you should move to this position only after the completion of sexual intercourse, otherwise it will turn out a bit boring;
- make movements only with your pelvis. Try not to involve your chest, neck, and stomach. This will only waste your energy and will not bring additional excitement;
- maximum contact of intimate organs. Let the pubis rub against each other, the scrotum touches the woman’s perineum, and clitoral stimulation becomes a must-have
item in your sex; - don't concentrate on orgasm. As soon as you feel arousal above average, distract yourself from the thought: “you need to cum.” This will only frighten off the moment of orgasm. Keep moving in sync;
- Don't forget about quality foreplay! And these are not only touches, but also emotions. After all, the female orgasm begins in the head. Karting, parachute jumping, dancing at a party, erotic compliments all evening or buying new lingerie for your beloved - liberate and warm up a woman better than any kisses;
Pathologies of psychoorgasms
Naturally, such a topic cannot avoid pathologies, that is, when orgasms caused by the brain are not as harmless as in the previous three cases. When for some reason the sending of human codes (impulses) from the brain is disrupted and they pass through the phases of a normal orgasm uncontrollably (diseases related to this topic can be found in any medical encyclopedia), a psychiatrist is needed, although this does not always help. The sleep of the mind gives birth to monsters, but when the mind is awake in sleep... All sexual maniacs, and I will touch on this topic throughout the book, acquired their socially dangerous abilities precisely thanks to such pathologies. All these sexual atrocities incomprehensible to the common man are just part of such dreams of the mind and their uncontrolled wakefulness. So, before you sign up for cutting and sewing courses, in the sense of courses for “extraordinary orgasms according to ancient or modern teachings,” check the guru’s pedigree. Suddenly his diploma is printed on the back of a certificate from a psychiatric hospital or he is wanted by Interpol for a series of ritual suicides based on the search for orgasm through asphyxiophilia.
Quantitative assessment of ejaculate in normal and pathological conditions
According to the World Health Organization, the lower limit of the normal amount of sperm released during one ejaculation is 1.5 ml. The average is around 2-5 milliliters. The medical term characterizing a decrease in the normal volume of ejaculate is called oligospermia. This indicator does not greatly affect the fertilization process; the quality of sperm is more important.
The cause of oligospermia is insufficient secretion of seminal fluid produced by the seminal vesicles and prostate gland.
Factors influencing the decrease in the amount of seminal fluid:
- Condition of the sex glands: prostate and seminal vesicles.
- Condition of the vas deferens.
- The direction of sperm release during ejaculation.
- Sexual activity.
Accordingly, inflammatory diseases of the gonads, narrowing of the vas deferens, reflux of sperm into the bladder during ejaculation, as well as a vigorous sex life contribute to oligospermia.
Insufficient seminal fluid can reduce the possibility of fertilization. This is due to a deficiency in the slightly alkaline environment of the ejaculate, which is necessary to neutralize the acidity of the vaginal environment.
Physiological orgasm
Physiological sex includes all types of contact with male genitals through direct or indirect influence on them.
Perhaps the most common way of getting an orgasm, which is used by most of the male population of the planet, and which has not been rejected by society at all times. It comes to the disposal of strong-sex men with the beginning of their meaningful induction of orgasm, that is, from the first masturbation and ends with the last masturbation that the male is capable of before leaving for another form of existence. I attribute such discharges to those provoked by living flesh, that is, bestiality is also a physiological orgasm, despite the fact that it is condemned by many layers of society and even by me, even though I promised to treat everything indifferently.
— monosex
Monosex is not at all banal masturbation or masturbation, it is the art of self-satisfaction that accompanies intelligent males throughout their lives.
There are countless ways to pacify your flesh by influencing it with anything, but the most common to this day is manual. Satisfaction and orgasm are achieved through vigorous movements of the hand in the area of the penis. I have never encountered a case where a man complained about the lack of orgasm from monosex if he had no sexual anomalies, so I consider it the starting point for any type of sexual satisfaction.
- heterosex
Heterosex is any type of manipulation of a man’s genital organ that is performed by a representative of the opposite sex, bringing him to orgasm.
This includes:
Vaginal
– orgasm is achieved through friction, when the penis makes back-and-forth movements while inside the vagina. The denser the female genital organ, the sooner the orgasm occurs and its quality increases and vice versa.
Oral
– orgasm is achieved through fellatio or friction, when the penis is in contact either with the tongue (lips) or makes reciprocating movements while inside the mouth. oral caresses can be superficial, medium and deep, depending on the depth of penetration of the penis, on the basis of which the quality of the satisfaction received is determined. The deeper the penis penetrates the partner’s throat, the faster the orgasm comes and the brighter its color.
Anal
– orgasm is achieved through friction, when the penis makes back-and-forth movements while inside the rectum. The most powerful of all orgasms available to the inexperienced user. The tightness of the anus allows the penis to be squeezed so tightly during intercourse that ejaculation cannot overcome this tension. As a result, the orgasm is extended in time and lasts many times longer. When you add the lack of fear of potential pregnancy, the pleasure of anal orgasm doubles, making it essentially one of the most intense male orgasms.
— homosexual
Along the way, homosexuality is an alternative replacement for heterosex, especially if men, for some reason, have become lovers of this topic.
Judging by the growth of homosexual relationships, these types of male orgasm are quite comparable to heterosexual ones.
Oral.
Due to the larger volume of the male pharynx compared to the female one, as well as the partner’s knowledge of the subtleties inaccessible to partners, the process of homosexual orolasque is considered more effective in achieving orgasm. I haven’t tried it myself, so I rely on the opinion of practitioners in this field, although there are definitely professionals in this field among both sexes.
Anal.
The ingenuity of homosexuals in delivering sexual caresses with the anus is much higher than in a heterosexual environment, since it immediately replaces vaginal and anal coitus. Again, the process itself occurs in a more crude form, which is definitely a powerful aid in enhancing male orgasm. Readers are making fun of me here, they say, until I fucked a man’s ass with self-penis, there’s no need to mislead the readers. Well, now they’ll get a little more, and I’ll go and try...
Speed up orgasm5
During vaginal sex, a girl can stimulate the clitoris with her hand or a sex toy. Most often, the beautiful half of humanity lacks clitoral stimulation to achieve orgasm. But here the following problem arises: girls are embarrassed to do this in front of a guy. Here, again, it’s worth reconsidering your priorities – on one side of the scale are far-fetched complexes, and on the other – a bright orgasm. Perhaps even simultaneous.
Foreplay, foreplay and more foreplay. If a girl warmed up properly only in the middle of sexual intercourse, then what kind of simultaneous orgasm can we talk about? Give yourself a couple of minutes of head start - manual and oral stimulation immediately before the act will help.
Girls should not neglect the position on top - it gives enormous scope for action and allows you to take the initiative into your own hands. Well, or not really hands.
You can also bargain for a couple of minutes in the following way: when the guy has almost reached the finish line, the girl stands up a little (so that only the head of the penis is in the vagina) and, through shallow thrusts, begins to stimulate the clitoris.
Physical orgasm
Physical orgasm is an orgasm that a man achieves by rubbing his penis against various surfaces, while its strength and power is proportional to the force of friction and the roughness of the surface with which contact occurs.
The more perverted and sophisticated a man is in this matter, the more advanced his experiments are in this area, and therefore the quality of orgasms. This type can successfully include all male experiments in the field of monosex, as well as partner sex, when fantasies go far beyond ordinary genital contacts into the realm of extreme possibilities.
— mechanosex
Mechanical sex can include any device that allows a man to achieve orgasm. For those who haven’t tried it, I’ll say: you’ve lost a lot. Indeed, thanks to mechanical devices, you can simulate almost any of the orgasms available in sex, if you dare and apply a little imagination. The number of personal items in sex shops is growing every day, and imitations of women in plastic and metal will soon begin to surpass the originals, so mechanosex has firmly established itself in male sex and often begins to dictate fashion for the quality of orgasms obtained.
— vibrosex
If low-power vibrators are used in mechanosex, vibrosex has no restrictions. If women experience orgasm from prolonged vibrations, such as air pockets, all men “cum” in the event of a vibration attack on both the genitals themselves and the perineum. Anyone who has tried to copulate on a vibrating table knows what we are talking about, but even the most ordinary vibrating vagina from a sex shop can cause a powerful orgasm, especially if you adjust the frequency of vibrations to achieve it.
Unconventional orgasms
I didn’t add this look to the general pile, but you can’t erase the words from the song, even if someone completely rejects such delights among men. Where to go if, in addition to the usual well-known manipulations with the penis and subsequent orgasms, there are methods that lead to the same thing, but as if through the ass, and sometimes not only figuratively, but also in the most literal sense. Just don’t take this close to the genitals, reader – just an introductory excursion.
- prostate massage
Prostate massage is veiled anal sex in order to preserve the reputation of heterosexuals, but we must pay tribute - such a massage is really associated with therapeutic purposes.
Due to the fact that only through the rectum you can put pressure on this vital organ and squeeze out the remnants of stagnant secretion by activating the gland, massage has become firmly established in medical practice. A side effect of this treatment is a real orgasm, which is provoked from within. Its color is completely different and this is what once gave rise to homosexual relationships, in which the penis of the active partner is used as a “massager”.
- urethral irritation
Excitation is achieved through penetration of any objects, water, air, medical instruments, etc. into the urethra. As a result of the urethral impact, its internal part is activated, which leads to rapid arousal and a powerful orgasm. It is used only by extremists, since it can actually cause harm to the body as a whole and the genitourinary canal in particular. Apparently, the brain does not know how to react to such searches for pleasure, so it fights off with orgasms so that they will leave it alone.
- experimental
BDSM is the search for the most effective orgasms through pain.
I myself am not an obvious fan of these sexual trends, but I have an idea of what it’s like to experience an orgasm during a bandage, but not be able to complete it until your partner allows it. Exploding a stick of dynamite in the crotch looks like a mere trifle in comparison. So, through various experiments, BDSM participants actually find new sources of orgasm, even where they should not exist by definition. I will cover this topic, but in a more appropriate place in the book, here I will say one thing: the ways of orgasm are inscrutable, you just need to look for the right ones...
Conclusion:
The number of cockroaches in each male head is different, but everyone has them.
As a result, many people have their own methods of achieving orgasm, ranging from electric shocks to an electric meat grinder or vacuum cleaner.
All this crap is undoubtedly dangerous in execution, but it is unlikely that anyone will be able to reason with a man in search of a new high. Have you tried fucking a woman in a steam room at a temperature of 90 degrees? No? And the buzz, I’ll tell you, is definitely superior to the usual one, especially if you “drive” into her anus for a short time, and there are a countless number of such examples. If you have read this far, reader, you can be envied, because your search system in this matter has previously worked as it should, and now it has received an incentive to work even better. And don’t believe those who consider your curiosity a perversion; perversion is the trampling of one’s own psychophysiology for the sake of socially approved sexuality.
