How to surprise a man: 7 SMS ways

It is very easy to excite a man - just show him your bare breasts or a sexy picture. And that’s it, the job is done - the man is excited and wants to have sex. But this method is very boring and uninteresting, and today we will talk about what turns men on in sex.

Why do you need affection in bed?

Women are not always satisfied at the end of intimacy and, as practice shows, in most cases it is their own fault.

Scientists have proven that men get excited much faster than women, and for this they only need a word or a look.

But in order for both partners to receive true pleasure, both will also have to try. How to properly excite a man, and why is this necessary? Many girls who are experienced in the matter of sex can note that if their partner is well turned on, then during sexual intercourse he becomes more open and relaxed, so he can show his beloved everything that he is really capable of.

By liberating himself, he experiences greater pleasure, bringing both himself and his companion to ecstasy. This perfectly unites partners, since sexual intercourse occurs on the same wave of passion. In addition, turned on guys do not have any problems with ejaculation, which further relaxes them, making them more courageous and passionate in bed.

Perhaps the first rule of how to greatly excite a man is to use several methods at once, in a comprehensive manner, so that the partner simply has nowhere to escape from the wave of sexual passion.

Immunity3

Another interesting way to excite a man, which is the opposite of the previous one, is immunity. No matter how strange it may sound, men are turned on when they see but cannot touch.

This method can also be practiced during striptease or erotic games. A man sits on a chair or armchair, and a girl in a sexy outfit dances in front of him or plays with him, while coming closer and teasing. If a man does not comply with the rule of inviolability, you can tie him up (but not too much) - this will be even more interesting and exciting.

How to turn a man on in bed with words?

The theory that representatives of the stronger sex do not like to listen fails in this matter. Words have a tremendous impact on the sexual state of a partner. According to research, if you talk to a guy about sex, he will definitely want it, so this is one of the most effective ways to get aroused.

But don't forget that not all words can have the same effect on your partner. Here it is important not to forget about such a trait of any beautiful partner as naturalness. Guys go crazy more about simplicity and naturalness than from vulgarity and excessive eroticism, and this can even scare some guys away. But naturalness will quickly hurt your partner’s feelings and desires.

There are representatives who prefer toughness, so it’s easy to turn them on simply by being rude to him, or by using a couple of strong phrases. Don’t give away all the charms at once, start from a distance, observing the reaction of your lover. If everything goes according to plan, then continue with the pun.

Sex at home with husband

Why do men decide to cheat? Maybe because sexual relations with my wife leave much to be desired? Probably. A man may get tired of feeling cold and distant from his wife during sex. It is important for a man to feel the attention of his woman in bed and to receive satisfaction from sex. Of course, if his wife does not evoke such feelings, he will start a relationship with another more open and skillful woman.

It’s a strange fact that, according to numerous studies, 80% of women change dramatically in bed after marriage. What happens to them? Why, just by meeting her man, does a woman allow herself both passion and looseness in bed, agree to variety and even offer to have sex herself? And as soon as the stamp appears in her passport, she suddenly has a constant headache, she is embarrassed and behaves awkwardly in bed with her husband. Maybe just by becoming a wife, a woman realizes that cheeky behavior in bed will lead to her husband considering her a slutty girl? If this is so, then women are making a stupid mistake. It’s worth allowing everything in bed not only to the man, but also to yourself. But what does this “everything” mean? In fact, the concept of “allowing everything in bed” includes several simple rules, by adhering to which you can tie a man to you, and thereby discourage him from going “left”. So how to make a man sexually happy?

We act with touches

Ordinary touch, tactile contact is a win-win option to turn on any guy. Even small, unnoticeable strokes can cause an erection in a couple of minutes. Which zones are the most erogenous?

First of all, these are the hands, oddly enough, but a few careful strokes along the fingers can drive any man crazy. But stroking should be gentle, careful, as if by accident. You can run your fingers from the tips of his fingers to the palm, there are a lot of nerve endings collected here, so such stroking will definitely not leave your loved one indifferent.

The neck is considered even more erogenous. By lightly touching your neck with your fingers or lips, you will definitely not miss your chance for wild sex. The only thing you should avoid are nails; perhaps the neck is far from the best place for harsher caresses.

Breast. It's not just women who enjoy caressing the breast area. Movements should be moderately strong, moderate and at the same time very gentle. If there is a result, then you can continue caressing this area, but with the help of your breasts. Believe me, not a single partner can resist such movements.

And, of course, one of the most erogenous zones is the back. It is here, as noted by most guys, and as scientists have proven, that young people experience the greatest pleasure. Use your imagination here. You can start with smooth, slow, languid movements and gradually move on to more rigid nail digging. This will not only turn on your loved one, but will also help you both get real pleasure.

Tender kiss in bed

Kissing is the best way to caress. Based on the character and preferences of your lover, choose the most appropriate tactics.

Some people prefer neat, light kisses, as if stolen on the sly. And some are crazy about passionate and deep kisses, with sharp movements of the tongue.

Young people really like it when kissing gradually moves downwards. This will be their fantasy and makes them imagine in advance what will happen next and where you will reach with your lips.

Scientists have conducted studies that have proven that the most sensitive area for guys to kiss is the lips and the area near the earlobes. Therefore, be sure to touch such areas with your lips. Initially, this can be done as if by chance, gradually increasing the strength and power of kisses.

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Nowadays, there is a whole industry of consultants, trainers and “doctors” who save our intimate lives. Some ideas are old or boring, others, on the contrary, excite the imagination. And yet, what ways will truly refresh sexual relationships?

Game with cards

Ideally, you shouldn't have sex without talking about it with your partner—lovingly, passionately, openly, fearlessly, and often. Otherwise, how else will you know what can excite your man in bed?

Couples don't discuss their sexual needs because they're afraid they won't get what they want. Meanwhile, you must admit that by avoiding the topic of sex, you will definitely not achieve anything. However, the conversation on this topic can be much more enjoyable than you imagine - intriguing, playful and heated.

Plan an intimate evening this way:

Start a romantic evening with your husband with an invitation to play a game;
You can prepare a light dinner and serve it beautifully in the bedroom;
A little good wine and fruit will help you both relax and tune into the right wave;
Let each of you write all your erotic fantasies on paper cards, without being afraid to express your wildest desires and even generally accepted taboos;
Read all the cards together with your husband and divide them into three piles:
you want to try it in life (for example, sex on the beach);
let it remain a fantasy (threesome, sex with a prostitute, with a priest, with a teacher, etc.);
a fantasy in which one of you cannot participate (sex with the opposite sex, a celebrity, etc.).
Destroy the cards with fantasies that exclude the participation of one of you, and leave the other two. Have one of you pick a card at random, then do what it says, whatever it is.

If your husband chooses, agree that next time you choose. If you come across a card with a fantasy that you don't want to embody in reality, make love “as if” you were doing it: play a role-playing game with dressing up or turn each other on with words.

When we meet a person who makes us “love fever,” we begin to look for any ways to please him. For a woman, it is not enough for the object of her affection to simply pay attention to her, throw a couple of compliments, then pick up her phone and disappear... Any girl wants to conquer her beloved man.

When relationships become closer, more open and serious, many people have a question: how to please their partner in matters of physical intimacy. How to conquer a man in bed is always an interesting and relevant topic.

For a man, sex is very important. Let’s not focus on the fact that, of course, this alone will not hold him back. But I already talked about the role of pleasures [Psychology of Women and Men in Love] in a short VIDEO - this is worth taking into account.

This is our lot as women – we have to be everything for a man: a friend, a servant, and a lover. If you diligently approach the fulfillment of these roles, then the man will bestow love and gratitude on such a woman. In family life (speaking in the future), this marks a reliable and pleasant rear for a man, and a successful, caring spouse for a woman. By the way, this is how everything turned out in my life.

Let's return to the question of how to conquer a man in sex. Following a few simple and effective principles will help you with this:

♥it is very important to love your body and take care of its external attractiveness. If you are clenched in bed and ashamed of yourself, then you will not be able to relax with your partner and have fun. I have already talked in my articles and videos about how to deal with complexes - study this information if necessary;

♥It is important that a woman enjoys spending time in the arms of a man. Sincerely. I am against self-interest and parasitism on a partner in any form. Men always feel whether they are desired or not. For most it does matter;

♥ it is necessary to arouse “emotional attachment” in a man in the matter of intimacy with you.

This can be achieved if he sees your admiration for him. Let him know that he drives you to a pleasant frenzy, gives you heavenly, unearthly pleasure.

While receiving no less from you, he will forget about other women. I think you agree that fidelity in a relationship is the key to its health and strength.

♥ The “contrast shower” technique has not been canceled. This is about the issue of “female cunning”... Appropriate and dosed. This does not directly concern sex - “today I want you, but tomorrow I don’t want you.” The focus should be on the other: sometimes you need to cancel a date at the last moment. After any surprise, give the man time to make a retaliatory step.

In a relationship, no matter what it is - just sex or family, both should invest. Then they will be valuable. Then they will be protected. Then there is a chance to make them full and beautiful.

♥ love sex and be educated in matters of sexual techniques. As a bonus, master the technique of erotic massage - relaxing or exciting. There are many books on massage techniques in stores, and you can find interesting trainings on the Internet - video, audio format.

Give a pleasant surprise to your loved one and start with a massage of the back, arms, move on to the buttocks, paying special attention to the man’s inner thighs. Finish with an energetic massage of the penis and “playing the flute” .. - this is an option.

Be gentle, frank and sensual, then your man will be conquered by you.

Today I focused on the intimate side of relationships, which is not enough for their development and harmony. First of all, personal interest, mental and emotional magnetism must arise between a man and a woman. About the peculiarities of male and female psychology in relationships, about the stages of their development, about prospects and difficulties - I write about all this here on my blog; I speak out in the video on my channel >>

You can always access my training course >> or chat with me personally in a 60-minute Skype consultation. If you are single, then I am ready to offer you my professional support and help you arrange your personal life >>

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"Game of Marbles"

Men's testicles are analogous to women's ovaries: the mysterious place where new life is born. But unlike the ovaries, they can (and should!) be touched. The sensations that your man will experience during this simple action surpass in stimulating power all other erogenous zones on his body, except, of course, the penis.

The scrotum and testicles can be grasped with the palm of your hand, squeezed, rubbed and pulled. Careful and gentle. And don’t leave this caress for later - this is the best prelude to good sex, and if you have not yet paid attention to this part of your loved one’s body, do it soon.

I guess your wishes

Women can easily guess when and what needs help, because during the formation of the human community, in order not to be expelled from the tribe and not die, women needed developed social skills: the ability to find like-minded people, enlist support, cooperate, see conflict and prevent his.

To achieve this, the female brain actively developed emotional intelligence - the ability to capture the emotions of others, sympathize, and guess from non-verbal signals (gestures, facial expressions, tone of voice, pace of speech, etc.) what a person is thinking and feeling. But nonverbal signals make up 80% of communication and are more reliable: we do not believe the words that a person is telling the truth, but we look for confirmation in nonverbal reactions and trust them more - “your eyes betray your lies.”

So the origin of women's intuition is clear. The female brain, unlike the male brain, has a greater ability to read body language and facial expressions. Therefore, women practically do not need to ask for help - they see such a need long before it is mentioned.

High levels of oxytocin, the hormone of empathy, also influence the fact that women strive to support others and predict their desires. When communicating with each other, they often anticipate each other's wishes, arrange surprises and rarely make mistakes.

The smell and taste of passion

Aroma and taste can become the leading note of sexual arousal, especially if you manage to associate it with the memory of great sex.

Find out what your husband likes. Does he really like your regular perfume? Maybe he prefers a more subtle scent coming from you? Heavy oriental, with spices? Light vanilla, like a teenage girl? Experiment and find out what the lover of his dreams smells like.

Start your romantic evening with a bath. Add some aromatic oil to the water.
Then go to your husband's bedroom and ask him to evaluate the smell coming from your body.
Show where exactly the aroma is heard most - on the neck, chest or near the stomach. Your naked appearance and seductive aroma will do their job - the evening will end perfectly!
Play with your favorite lubricants. There are dozens of them to choose from, for example, with the smell and taste of chocolate, strawberry, vanilla. Even if you don't need lubrication, these products can provide both of you with fun in bed by enhancing sensations through aroma and taste.

Sexual fantasies and experiments in bed9

Open conversations with your beloved about sexual fantasies and desires not only turn a man on very much, but also help him find out what exactly each partner wants. There is no need to be afraid to talk about your fantasies, even if they seem strange - all this makes your intimate life more interesting and varied. And the man also feels that the woman trusts him.

Experimenting in bed also helps to diversify sexual relationships. A man likes to see a woman next to him who is open and ready to give new incredible sensations.

Beautiful underwear

Not a single woman in the world needs a hint when it comes to the number one stimulant for men. Their “love through the eyes” became the talk of the town, and you probably had mixed feelings about your partner when, sitting with you in a restaurant, he turned into a spinning radar reacting to the beauties passing by. Would you say it's a drawback? But you can use it to your advantage.

Forget about extended manicures, expensive accessories and new exercise equipment in the fitness club - men are much less interested in this. Take that money and invest it in some nice lingerie. It can be crazy lacy or stylishly smooth. “Underwear” are magic words, more than “Thank you” and “Please.”

You may exclaim: “I beg you!” It's such a cliché!

Indeed, a cliché, an old number, a world-famous fact - whatever you want, but not without reason, right? Have you heard of the idea that men are not biologically programmed to be with just one woman? Whatever you can do to be different in bed, do it. If you want a monogamous husband. This is not what a woman wants to hear, but it works if you want to surprise your husband in bed.

Sleek, sexy black lingerie is a classic. Start with her.

How to make a man happy in bed?

Erotic lingerie. This is probably one of the most important rules on how to make a man happy in bed . Forget about warm pajamas and comfortable cotton underwear. No man in the world will want you like this. But beautiful underwear with lace and frills, translucent and silk, will make your man’s heart beat at a frantic rhythm.

Food and drinks. Sexual games require a lot of strength and energy, so prepare various fresh fruits and chocolates on the table next to the bed in advance. It would be nice to also have a bottle of champagne or other alcoholic drink on the table.

During sex, try not to lie like a log. Men don't like it. Bend over, caress his chest, stroke his body with your hands, kiss his neck, lips, ears. Don't be constrained. In society you can pretend to be a strict teacher, but when you are alone with him, be generous with affection and hugs.

Don't forget about compliments. Tell your man them always: both during sex and after it. Men love to be praised. Phrases such as: “It was wonderful”, “You are the best in the world”, “This is the best night of my life”, “You are the most gentle and affectionate” will always work and your man will want you again and again.

Remember, to make a man happy , it’s not enough to want it, you need to strive for it and act now, before he leaves you and finds someone who will do it in your place. Learning feminine tricks that will help keep your man close to you is quite simple; the main thing is to be not just a wife for him, but also his friend, with whom he could share his problems and ask for advice. Finally, the website Psychology of Relationships recommends that you read other articles that relate to relationships: Age difference between couples, How to understand that a man is lying?, Methods of dating on the Internet, A man doesn’t want sex, what to do?, Interesting places for sex, Why Guys don't like fat girls?

Daring depilation

Speaking of making changes, try an unexpected move. Surprise your husband by completely removing hair from his intimate area. It is better to do this with depilatory cream (no cuts or ingrown hairs).

You will also like the amazing smoothness: many women admit that they feel like just “walking sex” when they do waxing.

Your appearance and your confidence will pleasantly surprise and excite your beloved man.

Rule seven. Morning sex is mandatory.7

Morning sex is great. And men, by their nature, feel an unbearable erection in the morning and they want to have sex. And a woman must satisfy a man in the morning, especially since she herself will feel good. And the result will be excellent. Not only will the man be satisfied with the morning release, but he will also leave home with “empty balls.”

We have collected proven methods for satisfying a man in bed in the article at the link.

A few simple rules and your sex life with your beloved man will be filled with vivid emotions and deep feelings. Therefore, you definitely need to allow everything in bed, both for yourself and for your chosen one.

Bonus tip

Enthusiasm in bed is the number one way to turn on a man. Moan differently during sex. Or just do it if you are used to making love silently. Passionately whisper tenderness to him, be fiery and incendiary! Believe me, your man will not remain indifferent!

We hope you can't wait to try to surprise your loved one in the bedroom by following our tips. Always be on top and have maximum fun!

It doesn't matter what he did again. It is important that he again feels like a little boy who was spanked and put in a corner. On knees. For peas. Chipped! And believe us, these seven ways will definitely work!

Tips: How to make a man happy

Always remember, your husband is your beloved husband. Whatever happens in your family, neither swearing, nor scandals, nor anything should throw you off balance. Try to keep everything under control and skillfully use the current problem. If you are not happy with something in your family life or sometimes feel offended by your husband’s behavior, do not be afraid to tell him this openly. Don't hide it and cry into your pillow. Surely, your husband is not a complete egoist and is able to understand you and accept all your demands and discontent. The main thing is to try to convey all this to him in a calm atmosphere and justify everything correctly. If you strive to make a man happy, then you want to build a long and strong relationship with him that will bring joy not only to you, but also to your other half.

Don't forget to praise your man. Men are like children. They also like to be praised and admired. Don't be greedy with words. He can also receive criticism at work from his boss or from his friends, and you, as a faithful wife and best friend, should be a support and support for him. Make your husband want to spend as much time as possible on you, because he knows that no matter what happens, you will always be on his side.

Don’t even think about humiliating a man in front of other people. This is a very sore subject for men, but many women know this and deliberately try to hurt and humiliate their man in front of strangers. For what? Yes, because they believe that by humiliating her husband publicly, she will feel on top, and her husband will be offended. But this is far from true. By humiliating her husband in front of other people, a woman first of all humiliates herself and once again demonstrates to others that she married a loser who swallows all her antics and agrees with her in everything.

Do not call a man by diminutive terms. Many men don’t like being called: “Bear”, “Hare”, “Kitten”. Women may find these to be cute pet names, but men do not like such words.

Be the most beautiful and desirable for a man. Even if your beloved and adored husband tells you that he likes you for who you are, do not believe it. Deep down, each of them wants his life partner to shine in all her glory. Men like it when their women envy and admire them. Visit beauty salons more often, go to the gym, dress stylishly and fashionably. Let your man look only at you and not notice other women.

Remember, a man is the head of the family. A woman should not take everything into her own hands. Let the man feel that he is the head of the family, that he is the one who solves all issues and eliminates problems. Of course, no one is saying that many men need a push to start doing something. But let your push be done in a cunning way. Make the man think that he made any decision himself, and you only helped him. There is no need to tell everyone that your man cannot live a day without you. This greatly hurts the pride of any person; in the end, your man can be taken away by another woman who will do so that he does not feel disadvantaged and soft with her.

Give your man free time. You shouldn’t take away all your man’s free time. Make plans for his weekend in advance, especially try to get him to go see your mom. Give him at least some of your free time. You know he may also have things he wants to do on his days off. Let him meet friends, go fishing with them. You shouldn’t bite yourself and call him every 5 minutes, fearing that he will cheat on you. Give him some freedom. Your man will certainly appreciate it.

Surprise your man with culinary innovations. As they say, the way to any man's heart is through his stomach. Pamper your loved one more often with various delicacies and culinary masterpieces. Any man likes this. And you shouldn’t put him on a diet either if you’re on one yourself. Let your man decide for himself whether he needs it or not. Of course, if he no longer weighs more than 150 kg.

Take him to Ikea

They say that Ikea is a kind of furniture labyrinth of the Minotaur, because while you are choosing, you will have time to look at the entire assortment and want this, that, the fifth, the tenth, and also a candlestick, a pillow and a frying pan. But we know that the Swedes have achieved such powerful successes in the field of gender equality for a reason: 75 years ago they simply thought of opening nationwide male torture chambers with free entry and free coffee for the executioners. So just take him by the hand and lead him to the store: he will turn gloomy at the entrance and start whining in advance: “Let’s just be quick, okay?” And by the time you get to the textile department, it will clearly turn green, fall off your face and resign itself to its terrible fate. And the best part is that they are all there. Which, as you understand, will add to your sweetheart’s feeling of complete irreversibility of what is happening, hopelessness and hopelessness. And you haven’t even reached the warehouse yet, but behind it there will be stands with candles and a department of discounted goods!

Start renovation

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Of course, suddenly and without a declaration of war. Calculate your attack tactics depending on the severity of his offense: if you just shit on your soul, like a cat on his slippers, you can limit yourself to stripped walls in the hallway. If poking your nose at what you’ve done doesn’t have any success, feel free to bring in the heavy artillery: take a day off, call your friends and start packing the kitchen into tightly taped boxes. There should not be a saucepan left in the public domain, nor even the most strewn can of sprat in a tomato sauce! Only two cups, two forks, two spoons, two boxes of Doshirak, and maybe a corkscrew (you’re not a beast, really). Oh yes, an important clarification: after you tell your sweetheart that you are tired of eating away his bald patches for repairs and have decided to start doing it yourself, your paws should immediately grow back. You can't do anything else. You can just go to Ikea to choose a new kitchen - by the way, would he like to come with you (demonic laughter off-screen)?

Use sex as a punishment tool

No, no, don’t even think about using blackmail in the spirit of: “If it doesn’t happen my way, you won’t get sex!” The devil knows who came up with this, but if you think sensibly, it will become clear: only the average third-year student, whose sexual temperament differs little from the temperament of a sexually mature baboon during the mating season, can be punished in this way. This trick won’t work with an older man, so we offer you another trick: daily sex.

Yes, every day. You can even do it twice a day. An important nuance: you don’t have to try under any circumstances! We must act according to the principle “The lady lay down and ask” (c). Lie down, sigh, look at the ceiling, look at the clock. Get out of bed with a dissatisfied face. When his Organ of Valor fails (and with such input this will certainly happen), ask: “Are you just getting old or are you not happy to see me?” As an additional hot needle stuck under the nail, you can use the question: “Is it because I’m fat, right?”

Woman's initiative8

What turns men on most about sex? Of course, the initiative to make love comes from a woman! It is important for a man to know that he is wanted, so he should not be afraid to take the initiative into his own hands.

During the working day, you can send your loved one an SMS with an erotic photo or a vulgar text. But often you shouldn’t do this, otherwise the man will simply lose interest.

And when making love, you can say the phrase “Now it’s my turn” in a languid whisper and then control it yourself. But here, too, you need to behave carefully; you shouldn’t overplay your hand.

Leave him alone on the farm

Representatives of the “alpha samsa” subspecies of men love to talk on the Internet about how easy it is to run a household now, because everyone has washing machines, multicookers and robotic vacuum cleaners. In fact, the average man, left alone on the farm, begins to suffer after about an hour and a half, and then his suffering grows exponentially: the point is not that there is no longer a need to rinse clothes in an ice hole, the point is that everyday life requires so that the ability to multitask is pumped up to level 80, and in men it is, as a rule, in its infancy. Therefore, simply provide him with suitable conditions for suffering. First, you must have children, preferably small ones. Secondly, let them be sick (ask in the district chat - what if there is a chickenpox party going on somewhere?). If you don’t have animals, borrow a friend’s cat (it’s great if the cat has a habit of blowing on the bed or at least on your shoes). There should be no clean clothes, no clean dishes, no food - that goes without saying. And then just leave him alone in this devastation and don’t forget to turn off the phone.

How to cheer up your friends first thing in the morning?

As for the picture for a friend, you can come up with even more. Women really love various trinkets, and sending them an original picture or GIF doesn’t seem difficult at all. A few simple illustrations - your friend’s gratitude will never end. In your free time, you can group such pictures by topic and each time surprise and delight your loved one with the fact that you always have time for her. A little attention will warm both of your hearts and strengthen the bonds of your friendship.

You can choose a card for any occasion: a good morning wish, gratitude for years of friendship, or just funny illustrations that will definitely cheer you up and make you smile.

As you can see, our mood and that of our loved ones depends on us. If you love your friends and girlfriends, parents and children, do not forget to do nice things for them every day, especially when they are free and sending a picture takes a minimum of time. We hope our article was useful to you and inspired you to make pleasant surprises for your loved ones, it’s so simple!

Have a bachelorette party

On the one hand, this is a light version of punishment, on the other hand, it’s an excellent way out for young ladies who are not burdened with children, cats and flowered wallpaper that they don’t have the strength to look at. Just have a bachelorette party. Of course, at home. Of course, your sweetheart must be present. Lifehack: call two friends and buy a board game that requires at least 4 players, and then start complaining that you can’t do without it, because Masha, you see, didn’t come. Well, then you yourself know what to do: pour the brut and start a conversation. Key words and expressions that should definitely be used: “typical gaslighting of a perverted narcissist”, “marry Buzova”, “piss and poop of a year old”, “nude”, “menstrual cup”.

Strengthen the connection between generations

Here, in general, everything is obvious: we need to take him to his parents’ dacha. It doesn’t matter whose, it is important that the parents are as fierce as possible: 6 acres only for potatoes, three greenhouses, digging from the fence until lunch, then chopping wood and fixing the water supply in the summer kitchen, otherwise how can you preserve it? Additional options: take care of the grocery shopping and forget to buy beer, and take the ready-made kebab - the one on sale: a kilogram of fat and lived on a liter of suspicious-smelling marinade.

And when late at night on Sunday you find yourself stuck in a dead traffic jam on the way home, fire a control shot in the head: add his number to the parent school chat.