Heartfelt and funny toasts for a great mood on a woman’s birthday
To this beautiful woman, on her birthday
, I would like to wish you a lot. But I will drink to the correct behavior of the letter “D” in her life: so that money is abundant, fools are far away, friends are wonderfully sincere, deeds are brought to achievements, longevity, kindness and a lot of love.
I wish you today
, dear birthday girl, the biggest problem in your life is the choice between a weekend in Bali and a vacation in Bora Bora. Happy birthday!
For most women
For most women, birthday
not only leaves a smile on the face, but also brings sadness, because the woman becomes a year older. But let’s still remember how nature methodically creates pearls. Which cognac is most valued? So let's drink to you shining like the most beautiful pearl, striking everyone down like aged cognac, and at the same time remaining as unsurpassed as you are now!
In the Caucasus it is believed
that a woman's life can be divided into seven stages: baby, girl, girl, beautiful woman, blooming woman, stunning woman and goddess. Looking at our hero of the day, any Caucasian sage would say that she is a goddess not by age, but by definition!
So let our birthday girl always be a goddess in the eyes of men!
One young man
- One young man really wanted to get married.
The family searched for a candidate for a long time, and finally the family found him the best woman, as it seemed to them. But the young man said that he would ask only one question about this woman: how old is she? - The relatives replied that they had asked her, but the lady replied that she had forgotten how old she was. “It’s clear,” answered the newly made groom, “this woman is over forty, because all women over forty somehow suddenly forget their age!”
- And the sage answered him: “A wise woman forgets her age because a real man doesn’t need to know it, the main thing is not how old she is, but how old she feels!” So let's drink to our hero of the day, forever young at heart!
According to legend, God said:
“Everything you take from people is what you will lose. But everything you give to people will come back to you a hundredfold.”
So let's drink to the generosity of our hero of the day, with which she always treats her friends!
If I were a soldier
If (name) were a soldier,
- Then she led the regiments with her If (name) were an astronaut, She quickly flew to Mars and back
- If (name) were a climber, then Everest would be conquered quickly. But (name) is not a soldier at all, and does not know how to hold a machine gun,
- And they have not explored space Somehow rockets flew without (name) She gave up mountaineering Why the hell did the giant Everest give up???
- Maybe some evil, insidious enemy will even declare that (name) is mediocre... But it’s obvious to everyone that this is not so, That’s what the last fool can think!
- (name) is smart, witty, beautiful (name) works wonders for all of us. For this I intend to drink to the bottom, There are many heroes, but (name) is only one!
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To this beautiful woman
Let's raise a glass to the beautiful birthday girl! Let luck smile on her all next year, may fortune accompany her in everything, may luck become a good friend, and may she take the blue bird under her wing! Let a lucky star shine above her head, pointing the way to the fulfillment of her cherished desires!
They say women are like chocolates: you never know what kind of filling you'll get. I want to raise this glass to our birthday girl and drink to her unique filling! She will be a surprise for everyone, and for her only one - the sweetest and most desirable!
I wish you dear birthday girl
I wish you today, dear birthday girl, that the biggest problem in your life is the choice between a weekend in Bali and a vacation in Bora Bora. Happy birthday!
How nice it is to be present at the birthday of such a person! But there is one problem - I don’t know what to wish you! After all, you already have everything you want on days like these! Then I wish that everything dear and beloved would always be nearby and not leave, otherwise let what is missing appear in the near future!
Let the man be
Let your man be like a cactus: so that he doesn’t require a lot of care, protects you with his thorns and gives you flowers. And you should be like a tulip: beautiful, modest and desirable.
Women are like books: there are smart ones, there are beautiful ones, there are sexy ones, there are economical ones, there are needlewomen, there are mystery women, there are business women, there are domestic ones. I want to toast a woman librarian who harmoniously combines all the qualities.
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How to make birthday toasts. For a birthday. Toast in prose for a birthday.
May your life be filled with happiness, fun and prosperity. I wish you never know what tears and grief are, never know or make mistakes in life, believe in your dreams and try to make them come true. Happy birthday!
Let it be like this: children become pride, love becomes the norm, friends become support, money becomes big, health becomes ironclad, and life becomes delightful. May all your aspirations come true, may all doors open, may fortune smile welcomingly, and may your dreams come true. For the birthday boy!
That's why we now come across you and your birthday. And go to the right, and only the next morning we move from there. If you are a real representative, you can create a birth speech with original pronunciation or provide a dictionary for the song! However, many people turn around before walking, however, sayings such as "Don't trust over 30"!
If you want to introduce a dear friend on this occasion, then a saying or poem should know this so that the shot does not move back. In general, people of this age are expected to “stand firm in their lives”! Many have already gotten married, had children and created their own homes. In this case, the poem may refer to family successes. A few words can be said about weddings and childbirth. If the birth child has already climbed the career ladder, this professional success should also be celebrated.
Birthday is a wonderful holiday. All the best on this day is only for you. You shouldn’t be sad that the years fly by, you need to rejoice in the experience and wisdom you have acquired. With all my heart I wish to see only the best in life, more positive things, less sad things, a sea of joy, mountains of money, more fun moments and a huge supply of health. Let's raise a glass to you!
However, as society changes more and becomes the "new 20", some people still haven't found their way 100% into their 30s. Perhaps it's because they are studying or are already divorced. Women are often irritated when approached at this age when young men finally arrive. Thus, one cannot use a poem or statement in the direction of “her little child came.”
Therefore, it is not easy to find a funny saying or a funny poem that is memorable and not harmful. However, this should not be an obstacle to writing a nice note on a greeting card. In most cases, it is difficult to find a suitable gift that is personal and creative. How often are vouchers or handout cards distributed? It has little to do with individuality and imagination. All the better if this “simple” gift is accompanied by a brilliant poem or funny phrase.
Three young men were driving along the steppe, and on the way they came across a huge stone. And on that stone there was an inscription carved: “Whoever goes to the right will find love, whoever turns to the left will gain health, and whoever goes straight will receive wealth.” So let's drink so that you never have to choose between love, health and wealth. May all these blessings always accompany you on any path.
So even a hardware store voucher gets a separate note. Birthday cake is happy when he reads the lines. Beautiful poems make the recipient smile. Provided the right words were chosen. Often round birthday celebrations are widely celebrated. Anyone who wants to shine with their poem or its slogan can give a short lecture at the celebration. You can show the coincidence of photographs from different stages of the child’s life. This funny gesture is not only a great success, but also a happy birthday.
Toasts for husband's birthday
Even years later, perhaps on a birthday, this poem comes to mind. The birthday poem or spell should reflect what has already been achieved in charming words. Embarrassing phrases about things that did not go well should be avoided. This birthday can also give advice for the future path of life. You can't talk about this too old-fashioned. This then seems more instructive and misses the hope effect entirely.
Happy Birthday to You! And in wonderful years I wish you good luck, and goodness to boot!
Happiness, life without sadness, So that everyone around you is surprised, There is money in your wallet, So that you are always lucky!
I wish that everything for the birthday boy would break: the table with treats, the wallet with dollars and euros, and the bed with pleasure.
I wish you strength like a bull, wisdom like an owl, perseverance like a donkey, elegance like a panther, grace like a gazelle, health like an elephant. Well, there’s as much money as all these living creatures weigh.
Our selection of speeches and poems for those intended are the right words for your child's birthday. So feel so young and dance that you warm up for the time in which life borrows wings! From 30, life begins and quickly pulls you into its spell. With the end of the action and energy, you are more blessed than ever!
You've been traveling through this world for 30 years. 30 years, everyone is here for 30 years among your loved ones. What makes you indispensable. And rest assured, 30 years with your face, It makes me happy every day, it’s not enough for me yet! Today you will be 30 years old. Let's pull out the plugs, at least 30 of them.
Your holiday has arrived. And I want to wish you many happy, different days, so that you can live without being discouraged.
So that the house is a full cup, Everyone who is dear to you is nearby, So that friends call more often, And all enemies are forgotten.
Let your health not fail you, And let spring sing in your soul! Happy birthday, I drink to the bottom for you!
A long time ago God created the earth. And He endowed every living creature with the same life expectancy - all 30 years. The horse plowed and plowed for 60 years, she felt sorry for herself, she decided: “I will give ten years of my life to a man. During this time he will become wiser, come up with a tractor, and my life will become easier.” No sooner said than done. The dog thinks: “Am I a friend to man or not?” And she also gave her 10 years. Here the monkey says: “I read somewhere that the man and I are distant relatives. So I’ll give him ten years.” So it turns out that a person lives for 60 years: 30 years normally, 10 years he works hard like a horse, 10 years he runs like a dog, and another 10 years he is wrinkled like a monkey. Let's drink to the fact that our birthday boy lives another 100 years, but lives them like a human being.
And drink to your well-being, happiness and happiness! But you didn’t like it anywhere. Until you finally came to you. She knew: I like it here! Your wild twenties have paid off. The best days await you yet! Today you solemnly reach the threshold of the thirtieth. This always means: don't be always diligent! Enjoy your life amidst the festive feast! For 30 years you have been beaten very well. Since you can of course still endure more, then pack it back 30 years ago. Rest assured, it will be a successful escape!
How did you come to the 30th, it is interesting to tell what I may easily choose from the anecdotes. There have been fun times, sad times, exciting times, and boring times. But one thing is clear: you have been good for all 30 years! I think the timing is very good for me. Because 30 you are great! Youth, beauty and success are highly desirable. It is known that life takes us only step by step. But today you may be as lucky as it seems. Because in the thirties everything is perfectly united!
I suggest you drink not just for your birthday, but for the fact that there will be many pleasant moments, happy days and surprises in your life. Don’t stop enjoying the little things, because the little things, in essence, make up our mood. For everything to always work out for you, just the way you want it!
I would like to wish you that if there are bumps on your life’s path, then only those that will throw you up! Happy Birthday!
Today is an important day that can bring new aspects into your life. You did it, you did everything right in life. The market will also shine for you. Because today you need to swing the broom. Only then can you and I truly celebrate.
With coffee, cakes and lots of beer. So, a nice, round number, you finally only get one. We really want to celebrate with you that it's only four years later. 30 years you will come today, many people come. Today we are celebrating in a friendly circle, you need at least an hour earlier. To avoid dealing with us, you must still sweep vigorously. At the town hall you must swing a broom. Bring us real pleasure.
Let me say briefly: for you! So that there are many more name days in your life, and happiness is in full swing. Let your health never give you weakness!
Let's raise our glasses so that our birthday boy, crossing a crazy intersection, sees signs on the roads: the path to the right is happiness, the path to the left is to health, forward to wealth, back to goodness! And so that you go around this intersection up and down!
We would like to congratulate you on your love and happiness. We wish you a lot of fun and all the best. even if you feel a little wistful. This has always been a horror for you. Now have 3 readings in front. But the 30s also bring joy, which guarantees you today of all people. You are not married, but today you are still in debt. The custom has been long, but now don't worry. We celebrate our birthday with beer afterwards.
Life continues its way, it will not change, believe me. Birthday - finally freed you from childhood. To enjoy life - you still have a season. Today we celebrate you a lot, bring you back in a better light. We want to celebrate you late into the night. 30 has a special power. We want you to dare today. 3 should not be in your eye all the time. Break your dark thoughts like with an axe. With 30 strokes on the back.
Often even our thoughts destroy us, because they are material. A lot depends on a positive attitude. I wish you, birthday boy, to look at everything only through the prism of optimism, then all things will get done faster. Take life more simply, it is, in fact, not as difficult as it seems. Live and enjoy the people who surround you and the events!
Trust me and look in the mirror, 30 is not a bolt. Don't rule it out of life, you'll see at 35 you're still enjoying it. Congratulations on your new stage of life. To celebrate you, you are still in shape. Today you can't pinch anymore, you have to throw more than one round. Birthday, that is today, we bring with us a lot of people. Select from the refrigerator sparkling wine, beer and wine. And let everyone be happy.
As always, you celebrate on your way today. Just emerged from the dust. but we will find you, we will laugh. Soon with you with champagne and beer, then we will celebrate then all four. You are 30 now, and each of us appreciates your being. Three decades have already ended, now you are undoubtedly dizzy. Three before zero. That's pretty cool. Aging becomes more mature and happy!
We wish your dreams to come true. Health, joy, luck, Love, hope, kindness! Please accept our congratulations.
Let the sun shine all year round. Let bad weather bypass your home. At this festive table we wish you a sea of happiness!
Once upon a time, no matter how many years ago, a little man was born in one of the maternity hospitals in our country. And with his appearance, life became more beautiful for parents, grandparents, educators, teachers and, of course, friends. Let's raise a glass to the man whose birth brightened our lives!
The middle and firmness in life. You stand, your clear path with success. You go. You want to create a family that will light a bright flame in your life. Before you do this, be a little selfish. And I hope you find it a feast for the eyes. Sunflower reminds me of your laughter. which can be recognized in all languages.
That you are beautiful indicates an orchid. You are thirty and sweet like sugar, not sour like vinegar. You are, of course, rank and slim, not plump and sick. You eat plenty of fruits and vegetables, so you don't need dialysis. You play many sports every week and travel from place to place. These are all the best factors that you still don't consider senior!
I drink to your holiday while standing, I want to wish you happiness, so that your dreams always come true, and all the bad things are forgotten!
To be in the mood, Happy birthday, I drink to always have a good life!
Happy birthday, good luck, Happiness, joy, kindness, May life be wonderful, I drink to you today!
May you be lucky everywhere and everywhere, May your soul sing, I will not wish for much, I wish you full health!
We heard that you love it so much. We've already brought a good mood, we're sure you're all thinking. So let's start with the party, we want you to enjoy it with all your senses. Sweet cake, please, I will really like it as a dessert. A bottle of sparkling wine to make toast. And rock the holiday. Later, a surprise group asks you to dance. Because you like to swing your leg. Now there's nothing better to talk about than better health in your thirties, so to speak!
Toast for a girl's birthday
Ten times three, yes, thirty, you were honestly already diligent. From 0 to 3, you like to eat porridge. From 3 to 6, you annoyed your mother with every spot. From 9 to 12, copying was often your temporary job. From 12 to 15 you became quite photogenic. From 15 to 18, the opposite sex was a phenomenon for you. From 18 to 21, you love someone from 21 to 24, you finished your education early. From 24 to 27 you flew around the world with the airline.
It’s good when bad luck goes away and good people meet every day. It's good to have a reason to smile happily. It's good to have love in your heart. Let's drink so that the birthday boy can have a lot of different “good things.”
Everyone has gathered today, We will congratulate you, May your dreams come true, We respect you, we love you!
From 27 to 30 you found your great love. For three decades you are old and yet not wise. Don't worry - wisdom will come Still, secretly and quietly. Maybe you're wondering if there's a magic limit. Today adults may be exceeded. Let me tell you, not in full yet. Because it grows day by day.
The pension is not secure, there is no contract for building savings. No brilliant career, just work and work. Don't think about that day. The future comes, and usually too soon. Don't be afraid to get old and don't get older. It also has benefits such as better jobs and higher salaries.
I drink to the dregs for you, And I wish you happiness, So that your soul blooms, Joy, wealth!
So that love always exists, So that there is happiness, So that trouble passes by, Everything is wonderful!
Wise toasts
Life is short, it has limits, but dreams are limitless. When you return from work, your dream is already home. When you rush to your beloved, your dream is already next to her. You live in the present, but your dream is many years ahead of you. She strives for the line where the thread of life breaks off in the darkness. Therefore, I propose to drink to dreams that prolong our lives!
As one wise man said: “Nothing can shorten your life so much... as the interval between toasts.” So let's drink to make our lives last as long as possible!
Man is an amazing creature. He is mortally upset when he loses material values, but is absolutely indifferent to the irrevocably passing days of his life. So let's drink to the meaning of our lives!
In our youth, we expect to find happiness ahead, but in old age we believe that it is already behind us. How not to miss a happy moment? The surest way is to be able to enjoy the present. So let's drink to the present moment, friends!
The more a person tries to find the meaning of life, the less he finds it. And vice versa. Without thinking about the meaning of life, a person finds his calling. Therefore, I propose to drink so that we look for less trouble on our own heads!
One day two people came to a sage and asked him to judge their dispute. After listening carefully to one of them, the sage said: “Yes, you say right!” After that, he listened intently to the opinion of the other person and concluded: “Undoubtedly, you are right too!” Very surprised, the sage’s wife objected that both disputants could not be right at the same time . After thinking a little more, the sage answered her: “There’s nothing to be done - you’re right too!” Therefore, I propose to drink to the flexibility of thinking!
According to ancient Caucasian belief, time spent with good friends does not count towards age. So let's drink to our true friends, thanks to whom we preserve our youth!
It is known that wisdom affects three basic human abilities: to draw the right conclusions, to do the right things and to speak the right speeches. So let's drink to the right decision to gather here today, to the speeches we make, and to what we actually do - drink!
A young girl married a wealthy old man. She lies in a luxurious mansion and dreams: “I’ll find myself three young lovers, I’ll live…” Suddenly her dreams are interrupted by a knock on the door, after which her old man in a nightgown to his toes shuffles into the room. The husband sang in a goat-like tenor: “I have come to fulfill my marital duty!” “Well, do it, go ahead,” the girl says reluctantly. The man fulfilled his duty and left. She lies there, then further, thinking: “Three will probably be too much. I’d rather have two lovers, and my husband can cope somehow.” There's another knock on the door. The old husband in slippers is dragging his feet again. “I have come to fulfill my marital duty!” The girl was surprised, but said: “Well, do it.” The old man did everything and left. She thought: “Apparently, I’ll have to have just one lover!” Everything was repeated twice more and finally, unable to bear it, the wife begged: “How long can you mock me?” I can’t do it anymore! – How? – the old man was amazed. – Have I already done it? - And with annoyance he hit himself on the forehead. I propose to drink to our glorious medical workers who have never learned to treat sclerosis!
They once asked a sage a question about when a good relationship develops between spouses. “When the husband is deaf to the words of his wife, and the wife is blind to the actions of her husband,” answered the sage. Let's raise our glasses to harmony and mutual understanding in our families!
One very wise man said: “We experience courage not by death, but by life.” So let's pass this test with honor!
Cool birthday toasts
There is a big date behind this day, and raising my glass higher, I wish you a life sweeter than chocolate, so that every day becomes even happier!
For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel all the excitement to the fullest!
I propose this toast on your birthday! It will be short, it will be simple - catch your luck by the tail!
The glass is full for you! I'll drain it to the bottom! I'll perform a rumba on the table, happy birthday! Hooray!
Funny Happy Birthday Greetings
I will voice a toast from the bottom of my heart: I want to drink so that you can live both in happiness and in love, without knowing grief and trouble!
Let there be health, let there be a million money! I raise my glass to you, that’s it, the toast is over, now I’ll drink it!
Dear birthday boy. My humble toast today to your dreams, to your health, to your improvement, and to your breathtaking success!
In the East they say that when a star falls, it is fortunate, and my toast today is for your life to be full of shooting stars!
On your birthday, accept congratulations from me, and listen to the modest toast quickly: I wish you many, many impressions and faithful, devoted friends!
Birthday Wishes
I want to wish you: a sea of money, an ocean of love, and a lot of time to fully enjoy this happiness!
My toast to your wisdom, generosity, kindness. And for your earthly simplicity. You are the best, the most dear. I congratulate you with all my heart!
Please accept congratulations today on your glorious birthday! I also wish you inspiration, and that there will always be love!
We wish you a sea of friends, smiles, and greetings. Happy, long, and endless meetings!
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Options for congratulatory toasts for a friend’s birthday in prose
A congratulatory toast for a friend’s birthday in verse can be standard and include a list of the good qualities of the hero of the occasion, as well as wishes: “My dear and beloved friend! I want to wish you a happy birthday with all my heart. I am very glad that we have known you for a long time and have experienced a lot together. You are a wonderful, open, honest and kind person. I wish you to always remain the same wonderful person, and also not to know grief and troubles!” Such a congratulation can also be played out as a Georgian toast: “High, high in the mountains, under the very skies, there is a high, high peak, on it there is a huge eagle’s nest, where a wise and strong eagle and an incredibly beautiful eagle live with their chicks. One day the eagle was relaxing with friends in a local bar in the sky and decided to play a prank on the eagle. I’ll change into a wolf costume, he thought, and attack the nest. He was interested to see how the eagle would behave. When he attacked the nest, the eagle pecked him with all her might and threw him into the abyss. So let’s drink, dear friend, so that your wife recognizes you in any form, no matter how you come home!” When composing a toast for a friend's birthday, try to make it warm and sincere . After all, support from you on this special day is extremely important for your loved one. And in conclusion, let’s watch a video with a short and meaningful congratulatory toast from a friend to a friend in honor of his birthday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EccntQCElAU&
Toasts for the wedding
Our dear newlyweds! We all know that good fairy tales always end with a wedding. So let your wedding be just the beginning of a fairy tale about endless love and extraordinary fidelity. Bitterly!
Our dear newlyweds! On this bright and festive day for you and your loved ones, allow me to sincerely wish you endless love and happiness. Remember that true love has only a beginning, but no end. For your love!
A wonderful day has come when two loving hearts unite, and I raise my glass to your union. And so that nothing can separate you, I want to tell you about three small truths
The first is attention: always be attentive to each other. The second is development: always develop
You, the groom, develop your courage, and you, the bride, develop your femininity to always charm each other. And the third is trust. Trust each other, believe in the better side of your other half, and then it is this side that your other half will turn to you!
They say that marriages are made in heaven. Today, on your wedding day, I wish that your union is protected by heaven, and may all life’s difficulties and everyday problems be nothing to you. Love each other and be happy all your life.
I will raise this glass to your new family and wish you goodness, harmony, love, warmth!
Now united, indivisible. You are tenderness, like two wings. I wish your family happiness, May love always bloom!
Since childhood, we have been told that family is very serious and responsible. Now each of you, newlyweds, is responsible not only for yourself, but also for your other half. After all, as they say, you have become one. Take care of each other, appreciate and respect each other. Let your love never fade away, but on the contrary, like cognac, become even better every year!
